Flip Flop award: Sarah finished with Gary for the umpteenth time and now she's taken him back for the umpteenth time.
Delusional award: Gina fancies Dev. She's convinced Dev fancies her. He doesn't.
Wedding fashion fail: All three of those bridesmaids dressed really are dire, aren't they?
Centre of the World award: Dev knows Gina fancies him but he doesn't seem to mind the admiration. It could backfire spectacularly. Just sayin'.
Too Good to be True award: Gary says it's the easiest money he's ever made and Sarah's right, if something sounds too good to be true it usually is. But he's been battered for it, and all.
Wolverine award: What on earth made that pattern of cuts on Gary's ribs? Was he tangling with the X-Men?
Frenemy award: Yep, Summer and Amy, probably not BFFs. And Summer instigates as much as Amy, I think. Could be fun to watch.
Harpy Award: Anna taking her dislike out on Nicola was unnecessary and uncalled for.
Favourite Couple Ever: Tim and Sally. Not just because he backed down and supported her campaign, either. They're just so good together.
Lines of the week:
Gail "I'm not saying a word" David "No, but your eyes are kicking me in the wotsis"
Gail about David "All the sensitivity of a grapefruit"
Tim "Give them an inch, they'll take a foot. Give them a foot, they'll chew your chuffing leg off"
Shona to David "You need to decide whether you can look at me without seeing him"
Jude to Mary "You really are a one off"
Sally "Your illness doesn't prevent you from knowing the difference between right and wrong"
Gemma "I've got more bounce-back than a pig on a trampoline"
Rosie "There are two things I never do. One, eat carbs after 7 and Two, bluff" (brilliant!)
Gemma "Little Miss Sunshine, that's me!" (I agree!)
Rana to Kate "You could be the bridesmaid in a really bad frock. Oh wait, you are!"
Kirk "D'you have to be an idiot or can anyone apply?" (I think you've got both covered, dear)
Phelan "Every day's special for someone" (especially if he's planning on it being your last day on earth)
Phelan to Andy "You need to die so I can live"
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