Sunday 2 September 2007

Sunday Comments September 2

Lines of the week:

  • Rita to Amber about Norris "Who was he this time? Norman Bates?" Amber "No, Norris Lechter. Like Hannibal but bald and not scary."
  • Emily to Norris "You're a blithering idiot!" (i couldn't agree more!)
  • Michelle "me and Carla have a love hate relationship. I love her and she hates me."
  • Liz to Vernon "You mean you're too lazy to even be bothered that folk are saying you're lazy?" got it on one
  • Les "Tracy Barlow yelling out the window!" Cilla swigging beer from a can "So common!"
  • Janice about Carla "She's got a gob like a foghorn" Pot? Kettle?
  • Michelle "Carla and me have a love hate relationship. I love her. She hates me"
  • Vernon "It's your job, you don't want me out there under your feet" Um aren't you supposed to be the cellarman?
  • Vernon "People have always said that about me" (lazy, no kidding)
  • Audrey (Don't shower, Bill) "I love my men rough and ready" (??????)

Where is Danny going to take Jamie? Off the viaduct where he's been sitting the last few days? Ooh good guess, Tvor! Is he going to finish the job he started at the canal (Of course not, you daft things, he loves his son!) Jamie as much as admitted he was pissed because his father stole Leanne from him. Didn't I tell you? Ah he's going to scare his son into thinking he's going to kill himself and he wants Jamie to forgive him. I don't know if that's ever going to be possible now. Danny says Frankie was the only thing he ever truly wanted. Well if that's the case, he should have treated her better over the 20 years they were together. Hmmm. Danny is going to sign over everything to Jamie. What about Warren? Then he disappeared and that's nearly the last we see of Danny. Wonderful stuff. Warren isn't happy about Frankie's news. I can't imagine why he'd be upset about his mother shagging his brother, can you? Now Liam has to carry the whole factory on his shoulders. His brother Paul doesn't seem to have too much of a hand in it though i think he was the money behind Liam's partnership wasn't he? I'm pretty sure the paper Jamie has from Danny isn't going to stand up too well legally so he couldn't be the one to co-sign the payroll cheques.

Why would Paul ever mention Carla, his wife, to the staff? He's only shown his face in the factory about 3 times ever. I see she's a snob and an elitist too. Do you think she's had a bad face job? Her skin is very tight and drawn across her face. Janice reckons it's Botox. Carla also speaks very softly doesn't she? I thought she'd be shriller. She's make quite a splash and she's not a very sympathetic character, is she? God it must have been quite a party if the worker bees were still hung over the next night!

More games and tricks from Tracy to wind up Claire. Wonder how long that's going to last until she plays her hand. Locking herself in the bedroom? Charlie is going to see through what she's doing if she's not careful and whatever plan she has is going to go up in smoke. Bev is playing right into Tracy's plan too, winding up Claire and Deirdre both. Bev says he locked Shelley away but he didn't actually. He just worked her up into such a state that she didn't want to go out of her room. If Charlie was already suspicious with the door handle thing, wouldn't Tracy realize he's really going to figure out what he thinks is her plan when she starts a row that all the neighbours can hear?Charlie made out that he wasn't going to rise to it but then he mentioned Shelley and he knew darn well that would give her the green light to proceed. Then with an official call in to the police on record, that was probably just icing on Tracy's cake. Deirdre wants the evil old Tracy back. Be careful what you wish for. Gosh the walls are sure thin when they want them to be aren't they? Now Tracy was standing outside in the rain. You could hear it on the brolly. Yet Claire was standing by the butcher shop with the baby in a stroller and didn't seem to be getting wet at all. Or at least wasn't flinching. and no brolly. And there's no canopy overhanging the butcher shop.

If Norris can't see without his glasses, banging into things, how is he going to see using the night vision goggles? What a freak of nature. Bravo Emily for having some fun with them too! I see. It's ok for Norris to go scaring Amber in the shop but it's not ok when the shoe is on the other foot is it. Gee i wonder if Charlie can put as much of a fright into Norris as Richard Hillman did that time? And actually, there is too much light out on the Street for those goggles to work properly. It has to be really pitch black out, no street lights or house lights. I still wonder why Kirk is living with the Battersbys when he's got his parents' house at the kennels.

Bill's back. and he's still acting like a cheating dog! Hmm Audrey's back too. I wonder if that was a coordinated effort? Or if he just knew when she'd be back and arranged to be in Weatherfield too. She certainly seems intent on him. And their "chance" meeting in the pub sure felt like it was't that much of a chance. 'I was wondering when you were back from Canada'?? I'm sure she told him when she was back before she left. Audrey is about as subtle as a brick and acting like a 14 year old. So much for all her devoted words of Love to Fred. He only died a month ago or so, and she's chasing another man and Bev isn't saying a word! Bev by rights should be shouting the odds drunkenly all over the pub.

I see Bev is indeed taking over as much of the christening as she can. Vernon doesn't want to get under Liz's feet. Um. isn't he supposed to actually be working there? Liz doesn't want Michelle to drink on duty. I guess that's because Bev is doing enough for all three of them. Is Liz really just putting blinders on where Vernon is concerned? I mean, on purpose? Surely she can see he's a lazy feckless git. So Les is going to build a room in the loft? Sophie is right. Jacuzzi....ceiling... ring any bells?

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